i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
At this point you kinda have to.
really annoyed because no one wants to go out
really annoyed that back up plan of netflix and take out and snuggles is impossible (dont fancy spooning rick)
It’s fine you have me
youre in fucking slough shut the fuck up you bender
at least you have someone to insult all night long, appreciate the positives you cunt
Whenever I go to the grocery store I look at the person ringing me up and think to myself how I do not know who they are at all. Like they might enjoy getting choked out during rough sex on the weekends or perhaps they just prefer some good bird watching. Fuck it, maybe they like both. That’s the beauty of the unknown.