list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

My anaconda don’t want none


because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

"I always want to talk to you. No matter what time it is, where I am, or what I’m doing. I’d drop whatever I’m doing just to have a conversation with you. Why? Simply because I love talking to you. I love how we talk about the most random topics. I love how you know how to keep a conversation going. I love how we lose track of time. IA simple text, or phone call from you can make me smile throughout the whole day. I know it sounds rather silly, but it’s true. You’re on my mind all the time."


there should be a dating website called ebae


*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?


people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess


*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

I was walking my friend back just now and when I got back on my road I just heard people suffocating and screaming and i was super worried but then I listened closely and they were yelling “HOLY SHIT NAVREEN HOW CAN ANYONE’S SHIT STINK SO BAD FUCKING HELL YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT FROM NOW ON YOU CAN ONLY SHIT IN THE GARDEN IS THIS UNDERSTOOD” and I couldn’t put the key in the door so I just sat in front of my house laughing my ass off




My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

"I was the one who loved you even when you gave me thousands of reasons not to."